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Best Whatsapp Status,Jokes, Quotes and Messages

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Cool Whatsapp Status :

  • Sleep all your troubles away.
  • I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
  • It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
  • If you ain’t first, you are last.
  • I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
  • The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
  • Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
  • Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
  • Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
  • I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
  • A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
  • You killed what was left of the good in me.
  • The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
  • If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
  • Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
  • A fake smile can hide a million tears.
  • Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
  • You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
  • You can do anything but not everything.
  • A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
  • Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.
  • Life is better when I’m drunk.
  • Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.
  • I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.
  • Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
  • Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.
  • face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall
  • I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.
  • I don't stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.
  • Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.
  • Love is all you need.
  • Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • I dreamed a dream.
  • Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
  • I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. :D
  • No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
  • Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
  • Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.
  • “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”  Sir Jony Ive, Apple
  • There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
  • I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
  • Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
  • The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
  • I don’t make mistakes I just date them.
  • We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.
  • Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.
  • The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.
  • I can and I will. Watch me!!
  • When you want to give up remember why you started.

Best Whatsapp Status :

  • A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.
  • I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
  • When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.
  • The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
  • Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
  • Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
  • Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
  • Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.
  • I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  • "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
  • Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
  • I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
  • "Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek
  • "Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe
  • There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein
  • There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
  • Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
  • Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
  • If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
  • If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.
  • Life is short, make fun of it.
  • I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me again.
  • Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.
  • The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.
  • Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.

Top WhatsApp Jokes : 

If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”

Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ?


Ladka: Sir, main gareeb hoon, mere mobile mein whatsapp nahin hai!!


Paise wala Aadmi:
Aaj mere paas
14 Cars
18 Dukaanein
4 Bangale hain ..

Tumhare paas kya hai??

Gareeb Aadmi:
Mere paas 1 beta hai,
Jiski girlfriend teri Beti hai!! :-D

During a heart transplant.
Doctor: Sh!t
Nurse: what happened.
D: My mobile network is gone.
N: So?
D: I don’t know what to do next.
N: Why.
D: I’m from IIN.
Nurse behosh…

This is deadly.
Sardar was driving car very fast.
Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.
Police-without Teacher?
Sardar-ya,i m from IIN…

Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya.
Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” :-D

Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..
Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..

Lakhnavi bahccho ki ladai ho rahi thi…
Dekhiye, Agar aap hamari baar se ittefaaq nahin karoge, to Hum aapki waalida mohatarma ki shaam mein gustakhana kalimaat pesh kar denge!

Hazoor agar aapne iss kadar jalalat ki zurrat ki to phir hum bhi aapke rukhsaar mubaraq pe aisa tamachaa raseed karenge ki Gaal-e-mubaraq Gulaab ki maanind chamak uthega!!

Yeh hai “Tehzeeeb-e-Lucknow”!! :-D

Ek baar ek chaudhari sahab apne ladke ke liye Ladki dekhne gaye..
Ladki kuchh jyada hi kaali thi, jaise ki Ulta tawa… Chaudhari sahab ko bilkul pasand nahin aayi!
Ladki ka baap bola: Chaudhari sahab ladki pasand kar jaao, Car de denge dahej mein!
Chaudhari bola: Bhai tu to car de dega, Agar yeh kala janum hamare ghar aa gaya, to agli peedi mein hamein hamari ladki byaahne ke liye Truck dena padega!!

“Height of Attitude”
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By

Dropping Coins…!!
Use Currency Notes..!! :-D

Ek aadmi ki shaadi ko 20 saal ho gaye the..
Usne kabhi Patni ke hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahin ki.
Nirmal baba ne salah di Patni ke khane ki tareef karo, Kripa hogi!

Baba ki salah asar kar gayi!
Ghar aate hi usne khana kha kar Parantho ki jam kar tareef ki!

Patni ne belan uthaya aur usko jee bhar kar peetne ke baad boli:
20 saal mein kabhi mere hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahi kii, aur aaj padosan ne paranthe bhej diye, to tumhe zindagi ka mazaa aa gaya!!

Ho gayi baba ki kripa… bechara husband :-D :-P

Pita: Beta, ek zamana tha, jab main 10/- lekar bazaar jata tha aur kirana, sabzi doodh sab le aata tha
Beta: Pitaji ab zamana badal gaya hai, Aajkal har dukaan par CCTV-Camera lage hote hain!! :-D

Patni ne khaas aapne pati ke liye likha:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…

Jab tu 11:30 baje so jata hai,
To agle din subah tera whatsapp
last seen at 2:30am kyun batata hai..? :-D

उज्जैन के एक लड़के ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को फोन किया तो उसके पापा ने उठा लिया, लड़का मन मे बोला हे भगवान ये कहां से आ गया, पिता: हैलो, कौन बोल रहा है?
लड़का : मैं अमिताभ बच्चन बोल रहा हूं"
कौन बनेगा करोड़पति" से और आपकी बेटी की फ्रेंड हॉट सीट पर बैठी है और आपकी बेटी की मदद चाहती है, उसको फोन दीजिये Sir,
पिता: ओह, रोमांचित होकर बेटी को फोन दे दिया...
लड़का : सवाल यह"आज शाम को तुम कहां मिलोगी"....
Option A-)इस्कान मन्दिर
Option B-)विक्रम वाटिका
Option C-)फ्री गंज चौपाटी
Option D-)घर के पीछे
लडकी:"Option A"
लड़का : धन्यवाद, और अब आप का समय समाप्त होता है।
पिता अभी तक खुशी के मारे फूले नहीं समा रहे थे....​


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